so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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