it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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