i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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