I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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