why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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