its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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