i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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