2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
me + whiskey = a bad person
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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