Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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