Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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