fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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