is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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