ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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