Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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