Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
two words: eviction party
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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