He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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