I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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