so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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