That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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