too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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