420 ftw
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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