Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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