butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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