So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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