I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I have post one night stand depression
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