so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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