I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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