I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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