I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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