only if we run a train.
done.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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