quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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