Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
well you can't waste a boner
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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