My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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