she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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