I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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