I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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