hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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