He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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