I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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