i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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