another moral hangover. fuck.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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