how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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