Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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