school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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