dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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