dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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