If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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