He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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