Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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