lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Randomize
