it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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