Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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