tell your sister to shave her snatch
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Randomize
