To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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