Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize