yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She announced her abortion via fbk
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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