I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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