what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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